Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Beyond Blunderdome, Homer test drives an electric car so that he can win a free gift. [ Narrator] Test-drive the Elec-Taurus today and get a free gift. Oh, boy, you celebrities sure know how to live, What is this, Toyota Previa?, Dodge Caravan, [ Whistles ] Sweet, Look! The following are some sample scripts to show how Beyond Compare can use scripts. Easy, Easy there, buster, But how did they know?, I had a mouse, Thank you, [ Audience Murmuring ], [ Clears Throat ] Good evening, I'm Edward Christian, Assistant V.P, of Finance and Distribution,,, at Polystar Pictures, [ Cheering ]. I knew I shouldn't have passed on that, Now, after the film, I'll be handing out these cards for your opinion, We then take your cards to Hollywood, California! I think that’s evident with some of the … Mel- Mel-, Hi, Mr., Gibson, Thanks for coming, folks, And don't be afraid,,, to be completely truthful when you fill out your opinion cards, Honesty is the foundation of the movie business, We'll be honest, [ Chuckles ] We could never lie to you, Mel, Um, will you be reading the cards yourself, Mel?, Well, I'll be reading yours personally, [ Growls ]. That we shot last night- is a little different than what we had, but I think you'll like it, It's missing some sound effects, and the computer guys haven't added the twinkle in my eye-. Oh, we should have put in the dog with the shifty eyes, [ Grunts ] in today's crazy, gentle America for violent dinosaurs like us, How did the country lose its way, Mel?, When did we stop rooting for the man with the flamethrower,,, or an acid-spraying gun of some kind?, I blame the lnternet, And the return of swing music, Well, whatever it is, we gotta get rolling on our next picture, Hey, what about a prequel to something?, Everybody loves prequels, I don't, [ Groans ] Okay, Mr., Difficult, How about a teen s*x romp,,, where you and your buddies are always trying to get some?, No, wait! Robert Downey Jr, is shooting it out with the police, I don't see any cameras, Okay, While Mel and I are working,,, why don't you guys do the town, I hear all the stars eat at a place called Planet Hollywood, Can I stay with you, Dad?, Sorry, Son, but we're going to be very busy, [ Whispering ] Mel's movie really stinks, Okay, This opening scene should be in fast motion, Everybody likes that 'cause it looks funny, [ High-pitched ] Mr., Smith is coming to Washington, He's really honest, That could be bad news for us corrupt politicians, Big deal, If he doesn't play ball, we'll teach him a thing or two, See ya, [ Laughs ], I don't think so, Okay, Here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats, It'll let us see your playful side, No, Yeah, but-, Just no, For those of you who have always wanted to see the famous Brown Derby restaurant-, And on your left,,, is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant-, You want me to replace the villain with a dog?, I mean, nobody will know what's going on, They will if you set up that the dog is evil, All you have to do is show him doing this-. Easy, Easy there, buster, But how did they know?, I had a mouse, Thank you, [ Audience Murmuring ], [ Clears Throat ] Good evening, I'm Edward Christian, Assistant V.P, of Finance and Distribution,,, at Polystar Pictures, [ Cheering ]. Beyond Blunderdome? Well, it's always nice to meet people,,, concerned about the environment. The Simpson, Family Guy, American Dad, funny, funniest moments, best moments. I think we’re getting to the point where the writers are treating it more like a sketch show. Anyhoo, welcome to our test screening,,, of Mel Gibson's directorial follow-up to Braveheart... a remake of the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. And people will suspect the dog, Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer, I'm sorry I dragged you out here, Let me pay your bus fare home, Uh, uh, uh, Now here's your biggest problem of all, The filibuster scene?, That was Jimmy Stewart's favorite, And it was fine for the I 930s, The country was doing great back then, Everyone was into talking, But now, in whatever year this is,,, the audience wants action, And seats with beverage holders, But mainly action, Really think the end is boring?, Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen, And it's not easy for me to say that, Hmm, I guess it is a little flat, Okay, Let's reshoot the ending, I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, You see if the Teamsters will work for free, Piece of cake, Now where's that kid with my latte?, According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier. 10/01/99 14:32 [Chorus ] The Simpsons BEYOND BLUNDERDOME [ Bell Ringing ] [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Beeping ] ♪ [ Jazzy Solo ] [ Beeping ] [ … Synopsis. Ew! [Ends ], Let's get ready to meet our public, [ Grumbling, Shouting ]. That's it, I'm telling Mr., Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of this movie, Hey, Gibson! That we shot last night- is a little different than what we had, but I think you'll like it, It's missing some sound effects, and the computer guys haven't added the twinkle in my eye-. And people will suspect the dog, Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer, I'm sorry I dragged you out here, Let me pay your bus fare home, Uh, uh, uh, Now here's your biggest problem of all, The filibuster scene?, That was Jimmy Stewart's favorite, And it was fine for the I 930s, The country was doing great back then, Everyone was into talking, But now, in whatever year this is,,, the audience wants action, And seats with beverage holders, But mainly action, Really think the end is boring?, Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen, And it's not easy for me to say that, Hmm, I guess it is a little flat, Okay, Let's reshoot the ending, I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, You see if the Teamsters will work for free, Piece of cake, Now where's that kid with my latte?, According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier. Got it started off right. Quiet! Aw, Salt water seems to be good for it, [ Bart Choking ], Um, I'm sorry, The car did not meet my eco-concerns, Can I have my prize now?, Certainly, [ Tires Squeal ], [ Male Electronic Voice ] Help, Help, It burns, Hey, we never opened that envelope to see what our gift is, We didn't?, That's odd, Seems like we would have done that right after we left the car place, I know, but we didn't, Well, here it is, So we can open it and find out now, Perfect, Aw! Hi! These dummies look pretty good, Well, I've had a lot of surgery, old chum, Shh! ... Well, about the same as they have been for a while. And we were worried about the Latino market, huh?, Huh?, Huh?, Huh?, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Worry, Come on, They can't all have loved it, "Loved it," "Loved it," "Loved it,", "Loved it despite absence of flubber, Glavin"?, Oh, here we go, "Your movie was more boring than church, All you did was yak, yak, yak, You didn't even shoot anybody," Damn! Nia’s trash talk game is undefeated and we got a nice dose of that here. Well, it's always nice to meet people,,, concerned about the environment. "The Simpsons" Beyond Blunderdome (TV Episode 1999) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Let’s just get … Hey, everybody, rush over there! Mel Gibson: Beyond Blunderdome: Season 11, Episode 1, Homer helps Gibson with his remake of "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" type="place" active="false" … It’s been a weird week for … [ Grunts ]. What, even better than the original?, 'Cause that was pretty fabulous too, And he fought for them once, For the only reason any man ever does- because of one plain, simple rule., Love thy neighbor, Boring, It's not boring, He's passionate about government, [ Scoffs ] At least the Jimmy Stewart version,,, -had that giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan, -Shh! Hi! The Eleventh Season DVD was released on October 6, 2008 in the UK and October 7, 2008 in the US. That's it, I'm telling Mr., Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of this movie, Hey, Gibson! Look! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you … Beyond Blunderdome var säsongspremiären från säsong 11 av Simpsons och sändes på Fox i USA den 26 september 1999.I avsnittet hjälper Homer Simpson, Mel Gibson då han gör en remake av Mr Smith i … Hello, Quick, Mel, get in, [ Sighs ] Forget it, Homer, Let's just give them the stupid movie, Movies aren't stupid! And that's where Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche live, [ Both ] We're lesbians! Homer and Marge get to go to a preview screening of Mel … Wow! Jack Burns was born on November 15, 1933 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA as John Francis Burns. [ Woman On P.A.] What, even better than the original?, 'Cause that was pretty fabulous too, And he fought for them once, For the only reason any man ever does- because of one plain, simple rule., Love thy neighbor, Boring, It's not boring, He's passionate about government, [ Scoffs ] At least the Jimmy Stewart version,,, -had that giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan, -Shh! "Beyond Blunderdome" is the first episode of Season 11 (originally going to be the finale of Season 10 in production order). You chopped off the president's head, Bet you didn't see that coming, You impaled a United States senator with the American flag, Why did Mr., Smith kill everybody?, It was symbolism, He was mad! The Simpsons attend a preview screening of a remake of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" starring Mel Gibson. October 27, 2020 Baron Botch WWE Raw Review - A Sovereign Statement 0. Yes, sir?, Got a pencil?, There you go, Thanks, Waste my time in front of this stupid- Appreciate it, [ Muttering ], The movie tested through the roof, Mel, The sea captain gave it four "arr's,", Bumblebee Man says "Muybueno. " Loved seeing Shayna clear off the announce table. [ Narrator] Electricity- the fuel of the future. It's Mel Gibson! Night, Mr., Gibson, Night, Gus, [ Both Screaming ], [ Groans ] I'm getting too old for this crap, How old are you anyway?, -Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to-. Homer befriends Mel Gibson just as Mel is completing a remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Christopher Joseph Columbus (born September 10, 1958) is the guy who directed Home Alone (and the first sequel), Mrs. Doubtfire, the first two Harry Potter films, the movie version of RENT, and the movie … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. They're making a movie! You're headed for the harbor! Whoa, Whoa, Hey, whoa, Let's not say things we can't take back, All right, all right, I'm sorry, But this film is never going to see the light of day, [ Both Gasp ], Look, They're towing away a Range Rover, [ All Gasp ]. Well, that's it, Homer, We should've known better than to match wits with studio executives, Hey, come on, Turn that Down Under frown upside down! It's fabulous! When Homer gives it a scathing criticism, Gibson, who also didn't like it, invites him to Hollywood to rework the script. [ Man Narrating] Is this the kind of air we want to leave for our children? [ Screams ] [ All Scream ] [ Horns Honking ] [ Man Narrating] … Movie tickets?, That hardly seems worth destroying a car, They're passes to a test screening of a new movie starring-. [ Gasps, Sniffs ] My children deserve to see me get a free gift, I'm proud of you, Dad, Buying an electric car,,, will help clean the air up and protect the Earth's supply-, You're faking this to get the gift, aren't you?, But I liked the nice things you said about me, Thinking of saying good-bye to gas?, You betcha, [ Belches ], Well, that shut me up, Hello, I, uh, love your planet deeply,,, and am interested in purchasing one of your electronic autos, [ Stifled Laugh ]. 5,863 . And that's where Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche live, [ Both ] We're lesbians! See?, Everything's fine, [ Gasps ] Dolphins! Shut up, Homer doesn't know anything about making movies, Don't sell your husband short, Mrs., Simpson, She's always doing that, Mel, Oh, Homer is a brutally honest man,,, completely tactless and insensitive, Guilty as charged, The problem I have is people love me so much they never criticize me, I speed all the time, but cops never give me a ticket, If I don't pay my taxes, the I, R.S, pays them for me, Oh, you poor thing, It's hell being Mel, [Horn Honks ], I don't have much time, Homer, Will you come to Hollywood with me?, [ Sniffles ] You had me at "hello,". COOOOOOOORRECT!…BEYOND BLUNDERDOME! 11x01 - Beyond Blunderdome. We've got to get that film back, or we'll all be fired, You know what I mean?, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Fired, Huh?, Huh?, Huh?, [ Tires Squeal ]. The Simpsons Season show reviews & Metacritic score: A la VH-1's Behind the Music, a behind the scenes look is taken at the Simpson family's rise to fame, their successful years together and then … What are you doing?, I'm tired of running away, Did Braveheart run away?, Did Payback run away?, It's time we showed those suits what we're made of, The heck is that?, The one on the left is Mel Gibson, I don't know who the other two guys are, Will you please tell me the rest of the plan?, It's your plan- from Braveheart. This is the kind of thing that only works in Blunderdome… Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features! Well, that's it, Homer, We should've known better than to match wits with studio executives, Hey, come on, Turn that Down Under frown upside down! It's Mel Gibson! Aug 27th, 2018. I'm looking for,,, Homer Simpson, And I've been looking for you too, pal, Pound him, Dad! Well, that was disgusting, Worst ending ever, I think I'm gonna be sick, I'm Jimmy Stewart's granddaughter, and you'll be hearing from my attorney, Ooh! Jack Burns, Writer: The Muppet Movie. Oh, we should have put in the dog with the shifty eyes, [ Grunts ] in today's crazy, gentle America for violent dinosaurs like us, How did the country lose its way, Mel?, When did we stop rooting for the man with the flamethrower,,, or an acid-spraying gun of some kind?, I blame the lnternet, And the return of swing music, Well, whatever it is, we gotta get rolling on our next picture, Hey, what about a prequel to something?, Everybody loves prequels, I don't, [ Groans ] Okay, Mr., Difficult, How about a teen s*x romp,,, where you and your buddies are always trying to get some?, No, wait! Share this article 49 shares share tweet text email link Isaiah Hole. What are you doing?, I'm tired of running away, Did Braveheart run away?, Did Payback run away?, It's time we showed those suits what we're made of, The heck is that?, The one on the left is Mel Gibson, I don't know who the other two guys are, Will you please tell me the rest of the plan?, It's your plan- from Braveheart. "Beyond Blunderdome" was written by then-showrunner Mike Scully and directed by Steven Dean Moore, airing as part of the eleventh season of The Simpsons (1999–2000). And the season finale 'Behind the Laughter', a parody of a certain documentary series … A theoretical rewrite would fix the problems and that would change a lot so if it had a better script it would be seen as a better episode whether was done in the classic era, the Scully era, the pre-HD era or the ongoing HD era. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I'm looking for,,, Homer Simpson, And I've been looking for you too, pal, Pound him, Dad! A ghost who wins the lottery, You could be the ghost or the lottery commissioner, Ooh! Add to Watchlist. Who else is in it?, Who cares?, Mel Gibson! [Chorus ] The Simpsons BEYOND BLUNDERDOME. (farts) Well, that shut me up. Karma Waltonen and Denise Du Vernay analysed the episode … Not a member of Pastebin yet? [ Grunts ]. And I think we know a little something about the movie business, [ Chuckles ] Oh, Robin, you've got to see the director's cut of Booty Call. Beyond Blunderdome ” Thrillho says: April 29, 2012 at 5:37 pm. And change the movie based on your suggestions, Any, uh, questions?, Yes, over here, Thank you, [ Clears Throat ] Hi, Will there be any flubber in this movie?, [ Mutters ] Glavin, [ Laughs ] No, I'm afraid not, Ah, for crying out glavin, Is Mel Gibson here?, No, Sorry, but like all celebrities, he's in Hollywood,,, attending benefits for various diseases, [ Whistling, Cheering ]. 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