Phone Operator: You've reached the Health Department. SpongeBob lifts Mr. Krabs' claw.] [gives Krusty Krab employee hat to Mr. Krabs. Puff Larry the Lobster The Flying Dutchman Patchy the Pirate Potty the Parrot Princess Mindy King Neptune Lincoln Loud … [Takes of SpongeBob disguise] It was me who cooked those patties! Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, don't go! Squidward: [Dings on the attention bell multiple times. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing. Airdate: Mr. Krabs: Ahh! At the drive thru, Fred gets his order through SpongeBob's window. I'm still in bed and I'm having a nightmare! Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This … French Artist: [to Mr. Krabs] Excuse me! Spongebob: Oh, no! Call attention to me! (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! [The customers get bored and Mr. Krabs appears sad. And I love him! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. He then gets confidence and victorious music plays] I dont need water! "Plankton Gets the Boot" Hey... no people. I need you! [Everyone stretches Mr. Krabs into a bridge. Episode Transcript: Something Smells. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. Mr. Krabs runs off and accidentally crashes into a barrel.] I can have the best of times all alone because I...hate...PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!♪ Talking on BBC Radio 5 Live on Saturday, the This Morning star, 58, also admitted that he is 'not fixed in any way' and he still has to 'come to terms' with his life. 10 SpongeBob: Sure thing. Suddenly has an idea.] I hate Krabs! [Mr. Krabs peeks out the window and sees a line of customers lining up at SpongeBob's Place. It's against city health codes to sell food in a pineapple. U.S. viewers (millions): 2.27. I dont need it! That's me, the man of your dreams. Let me of this place. Squidward: Customers said to make them good like they used to be. Mr. Krabs: Stop! Squidward: Me. After SpongeBob's beloved pet snail Gary is snail-napped, he and Patrick embark on an epic adventure to The Lost City of Atlantic City to bring Gary home. [Everyone walks off. Krusty Krab! Nat smells the nice smell of Krabby Patties. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow, meow, meow, meow. SpongeBob: [walks out of the kitchen door] All right, Mr. Krabs, if you think the Krusty Krab is haunted and needs ghost-busting, I'll stay away for a while. there are no consequences. SpongeBob: Well, it was bun while it lasted! Squidward: Two, as in Two SpongeBobs? Squidward: [sighs] No people are ever coming back here. Well, I suppose I could do some bossing. You're a big part of this place, boy-o, and I believe I should share the name with you. [Places the plate of homemade Krabby Patties on the windowsill. If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob%27s_Place/transcript?oldid=3397954". SpongeBob's Place! The SpongeBob Official Channel is the best place to see Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob SquarePants on YouTube! Back Episode Transcript Next Episode Transcript Squid's Day Off: Bossy Boots: Episode Article: Something Smells. Mr. Krabs: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. Krabs groans] When he and SpongeBob peek in, they see Squidward mockingly dancing and singing on the tables.] SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Gary; Other people at the cinema and around town Dialogue. Martin: Hey! It's the same formula! And all the customers can kiss my abs! This episode was rated TV-PG-L. Customer #3: Hey, that's a great idea! Customers: [mumbling] I don't think so. SpongeBob: (singing) Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, mooooping, mooooping moopppinnng! [SpongeBob shows up.] Make mine a triple! He comes back with a cement mixer with words "MOLTEN LAVA" on it, and pours lava into the trench. Gary slithers by just as two health inspectors walk in.] How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I'm dreaming and you're in my dream! SpongeBob: You know, I can't go to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs: Make a hole! [Everyone spits out their Krabby Patties] [Rushes to his kitchen and gives Gary a Krusty Krab employee hat] Ouch! Hey, I'd like to place an order for two-- Two, as in two SpongeBobs? I dont need it! Super Evil Aquatic Villian Team Up is Go! [SpongeBob grabs him] Meow! Wake up! He goes to his bathroom and sees money in the toilet.] Mr. Krabs rushes to the exit.] SpongeBob: Why not? [squeezes though some people] Pardon me. Oh, Mr. Krabs, you're the best! His house is messy] What do we do now, Gary? This is Squidward Tentacles, and I'd like to lodge a complaint about my neighbor SpongeBob. Squidward: [gulps] And... uh... oh... With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown. [licks the last crumbs] [Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, sighs as he cuts the caution tape, and enters the restaurant. [laughing] There's only one explanation. SpongeBob's Place! Girl: One SpongeBob Patty, please! SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure Is A SpongeBob SquarePants Crossover With Nickelodeon Characters. Squidward gives his Krusty Krab employee hat to Mr. Krabs and he puts it on his other eye, in which the hat also covers his other eye. Spongebob jumps onto a … Alternate transcripts are available here. Directed by Tim Hill. That's ridiculous. Mr. Krabs hops out of the ambulance, blows air in his body to straighten himself up, and squeezes through the line.] Mr. Krabs: [tenses up real violently, to the extent that his eyeballs explode] Green Japanese KitKat and Gummy Spongebob's Krabby Patties Tasting Sweets !! Stop. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob%27s_Place/transcript?oldid=3397954. Squidward: Everybody's a comedian. He comes back with a bulldozer and digs a circular trench around the Krusty Krab. Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow, meow. Comes back through the roof.] Mr. Krabs: Well, I do own 99% of SpongeBob's Place, so I guess that's a yes. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This My Parrot, Potty! I'm dreaming. The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple. Fred and Abigail happily eat Krabby Patties. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. It's always been the Krabby Patty. [A jellyfish flies in the sky.] We could be tighter than bark on a tree! He holds a sack of buns then he throws them on a plate. Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! I'll take a Krabby Patty! Mr. Krabs: [Trying to talk like SpongeBob] Is everybody enjoying their Krabby Patties? Gary: Meow! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Mr. Krabs: Anyone who wants to leave has to go through me first! Customer #4: How's about making some more of those delicious patties? ), Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture. I'm the one who made the SpongeBob Pat—I mean the Krabby Patty! He puts the patties in the buns, spins it which makes the other ingredients appear.] SpongeBob: Okay, you guys. What's wrong with them? [grunting] Wake up! Special Thanks. Waters for quitters! This is a transcript for SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure . In this episode, SpongeBob cooks at home, prompting Mr. Krabs' customers to leave his restaurant and head for SpongeBob's place. SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob's Friends, and The Nickelodeon Characters: Yay! A fish happily eats Krabby Patties while the other licks his fin repeatedly. [takes SpongeBob away] Krusty Krab! Chronology 1 Dialogue. Gary: [confused] Meow? Gary: [Gary dressed as a female model. You're in my dream. Mr. Krabs: Ah, what do you need me for? Andy Yellowtail: Ahem. Get a closer look. But I can play Krusty Krab! The customers laugh at Squidward just as he nervously shrivels down and pops. [Customers temporarily raises their thumb up, but soon stare at the Krabby Patties. [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob gasp.] SpongeBob: [puts salt on the patty] Here, try one. Mr. Krabs spears it with his leg. French Narrator: Ahh, another beautiful day in Bikini Bottom's own Jellyfish Fields. Customer: That's me: The man of your dreams. Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! Krusty Krab! He growls at him.] They're delicious. Eee! Martin: That's SpongeBob? [embarrassingly laughs. I can’t be! Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Bikini Bottom where Sandy is riding his rocket] Sandy: Yeehaw! Squidward: Oh boy... Huh? [Mr. Krabs is suspicious and opens the doors. Season №: Mr. Krabs: Don't you believe in ghosts? Just make yourself comfortable. Squidward: G'night, boss, see you tomorrow. Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Wait, wait! [puts on Krusty Krab employee hat on one of his eyes, in which the hat covers his eye. Mr. Krabs: [depressed] You deserve your own place. SpongeBob: Help! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I totally am the boss of you! A fish happily eats Krabby Patties while the other licks his fin repeatedly. Next Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 30 Krabby Patties? Get your shoes on! Squidward shakes off the foam, while Mr. Krabs blows off the foam from the Krabby Patties.] Oh! Ow! My appetite's back! [holds out paper] An order to shut down your restaurant. He is shocked. SpongeBob: Oh! Mr. Krabs: What? The scene changes to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walking out of the restaurant.] Mr. Krabs: Under the words, "Krusty Krab!" Someone to take all the credit and all the money. [Mr. Krabs shown as old, appears intensely angry, showing a pupil shaped like Mr. Krabs pushing a pupil shaped like SpongeBob off.] An untamed world of natural order where the little jellyfish jellies roam free across the salty seascape. Yeah! Place your order with Gary, please. (points at frank) We need another Krabby Patty. He rolls onto his plate of Krabby Patties and eats one from the plate.] 'Cause I'm the one and only—♪ (Spongebobs reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer) Patrick: Ugly. Anchovy: I thought something was off! [Walks away] Squidward: If this is a dream. General And drop your money anywhere. Every customer pretends to like the Krabby Patty.] SpongeBob turns it off and launches … [takes SpongeBob away] SpongeBob: Oh, please, sir. I prefer my own best company! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Characters. You can help The Parody Wiki byexpanding it.This is a transcript forSpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure. Sure, this is all just a bad dream, right? French Narrator: The next morning... SpongeBob: That's Right!, Today at My House, We're Gonna Open Presents, Sing Happy Birthday To Me, Eat Cake, and Have A Dance Party! I wish they would leave the ocean in taxi cabs! SpongeBob: Sounds like it's still haunted. Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Everyone seems to really like the Krabby Patty! SpongeBob: [At SpongeBob's house. Alternate transcripts are available here. U.S. viewers (millions): First Day is the pilot episode of Bikini Bottom Elementary, and it's about the boys' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward) first day of kindergarten.The next episode will be School's Out Of Students.The episode is about 8 minutes long. Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. But I'll be cooking the Krabby Patties from now on. Season №: 10. A tiny thing comes out from it and Krabs inspects it with a magnifying glass.] SpongeBob: [reading] "The Krusty Krab..." [gasps and sees a tiny note. [laughs as Gary goes back to normal] [Everybody rushes to the kitchen only to find a poor disguise of SpongeBob by Mr. Krabs] Next transcript: N/A The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water [Movie starts with the 2004 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos] [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents", "A Nickelodeon Movies Production" and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"] [Seagulls flying across they sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. Mr. Krabs: Ow! We read every book and played every game! [grunting] Wake up! SpongeBob: I could use a boss. SpongeBob's not in the kitchen! [SpongeBob climbs to the top of the sign.] Previous SpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. Jump to: navigation, search. Mr. Krabs: Wasting your time, boys. [The Krabby Patty flies off of the plate and starts bouncing all over the place] Come on SpongeBob, stop it! Customers: [taking SpongeBob on a fancy chair, singing in the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"] ♪Let's all go to SpongeBob's Place, SpongeBob's Place, SpongeBob's Place!♪ The next episode will be announced. - Ooh! Abigail: [lisping] Yes, it's very nice. For every two you buy, you can buy another one! Mr. Krabs: [attempts to cover SpongeBob] Is there something wrong with your sandwich, sir? I hate people! Hey, I know! Pooh's Adventures of SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout is another Winnie the Pooh/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover film planned to be re-edited by. Mr. Krabs is sleeping on a chair that's made from money. Fred and Abigail happily eat Krabby Patties. Unnamed octopus: I drew two more mouths on my face, so I can eat three at a time! He puts a Patty in a Tomato and … [Re-shapes Gary to appear like Squidward] [The smell of the Krabby Patties draws everyone towards them. Credits Coming right up! Look who's back in the kitchen! Squidward: You. Blazes! [He pushes a cup of soda off the cash register but it's floating in the air.] I'm ready! Andy Yellowtail: [smacks patty out of Carl's hand] Carl, you're eating contraband. Follow the adventures of this enthusiastic, optimistic sponge whose good intentions inevitably lead him and his friends into trouble. Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5. [The scene changes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and the customers walking back to the Krusty Krab. Customer #2: Who cares? Mr. Krabs: Huh? Who, may I ask, cooked this patty? The Krabby Patty is haunted! You got everything: a magic touch for cooking, lots of customers, money! When SpongeBob cooks at home, Mr. Krabs' customers leave his restaurant and head for SpongeBob's Place. This is the transcript for "Two By Four" (episode starts with SpongeBob flipping patties) SpongeBob: Ah, work. Both are sent up into the air. More patties on the way! Come follow the adventures of the world's most lovable sponge and his trusty sidekick, Patrick Star! Mr. Krabs: [Wears a box shaped and designed like SpongeBob] Now go ahead! Mr. Krabs: Well, that's not true! We can move in right away. Squidward: ♪I hate SpongeBob! I can’t be ugly! [The scene changes to Squidward walking home until he notices that everyone is lining up inside SpongeBob's house, which is now named, "SpongeBob's Place."] Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). SpongeBob: [enters the living room while holding the plate of cooked Krabby Patties] Okay, everybody, order up! [Shows Mr. Krabs with a human ear] I think I hear SpongeBob's hideous laughter coming from the kitchen! SpongeBob's Place! He slices the patty using two knives. Spongebobs Atlantisches Abenteuer ist ein spiel für groß und klein. [Eats a Krabby Patty and attempts to shove the other two into his drawn mouths] This article is astub. Krusty Krab! Krabby Patties – named after me! [blows his nose through the dollar and stuffs it in his pocket] With Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence. I can’t be ugly! The French artists kneels and kisses SpongeBob's shoes.] Customers: I'll order some too! [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs sigh. Transcript [episode begins in SpongeBob's parents' house] Margaret SquarePants: Sweetie! We're, we're having a two-for-one sale! I can do anything! Contents. Then he goes to SpongeBob's room and sees money everywhere. Mr. Krabs: We've been shut down. Mr. Krabs: Yeah, the ghost is gone. A couple is having a picnic while Bubble Bass walks by with a plateful of patties. Whoa! Created by Stephen Hillenburg, Tim Hill, Nick Jennings. I see the problem! Andy Yellowtail: Uh, yeah! That's great! He tells the audience that he has a present to deliver to SpongeBob on his birthday. Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow... [pushes the paramedic away] Stop here! Episode. You're all enjoying my food! Squidward: Haunted, eh? SpongeBob SquarePants! Shows Krabby Patties bursting to flames.] [Mr. Krabs enters SpongeBob's Place and walks by several customers including Larry the Lobster. [Meanwhile at SpongeBob's Place, customers are still lining up. [laughs as he grabs a microphone and starts singing "I Hate People"] ♪I hate people! The radio clicks on] Radio DJ: You've got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, your all-oldies station. Mr. Krabs: You know, [takes the hat from Gary] I know of an empty restaurant that's got all its papers in order. Mr. Krabs: You know, I've been doing some thinking. French Artist: Yes! Hmmm. People hate me! Everyone leaves, including Squidward.] Directed by Sherm Cohen. I'm running out of places to put it. But Plankton has other plans! [jumps off the sign, which causes the note to fly away] Whoo! 2.27 [opens his front door] Just trying to get in my own front door! Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. Single and secluded on my own! Krusty Krab! You really can stop, sir. La, la, la, la, la, la, hey, hey, hey!♪ [Rushes back to the kitchen] I'll show you that the customers are always wrong! Man, did he left himself go! You're jealous of SpongeBob. [SpongeBob holds a Krabby Patty in a Can and places the patty out. SpongeBob: Oh, what's going on? SpongeBob: Come on, guys! Episode №: [Krusty Krab shown with lots of black smoke coming out of the chimney. But you'll have to stand in line if you want to place an order! 209a Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! [enters his house] Door bell rings, SpongeBob opens the door and the customers walk in, one of them licking the plate.] [Squidward takes his phone and calls the Health Inspector.] Reads using a magnifying glass] And SpongeBob's Place." This transcript is complete. March 11, 2017 May 20, 2017See more... March 19, 2017 March 20, 2017 March 28, 2017 April 6, 2017 April 6, 2017 April 9, 2017 April 18, 2017 April 22, 2017 April 30, 2017 May 19, 2017 May 20, 2017 July 12, 2017 July 13, 2017 October 5, 2017 May 5, 2018 July 5, 2018 [gives Mr. Krabs a $100 bill] Squidward: Oh, admit it. [The rocket stops at SpongeBob's house] Sandy: Good rockets. Hey! Andy Yellowtail: Are you the owner of this food establishment? Patrick: And Were Gonna Do Something For Spongebob! It first aired on March 22, 2013. [The episode begins at another day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs: I'm ready! (franks comes in and bring him a dollar) Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. You'll be good as new in no time. [The guard then place Gary in a glass and meows sadly and the scene cuts to black. SpongeBob's Place! [The scene changes to an ambulance taking a very burnt Mr. Krabs to the hospital.] List of episode transcripts [The patty slithers out the door and heads for the exit. [closes the doors, trapping Mr. Krabs' eyes. [SpongeBob falls on top of Mr. Krabs. [Cut to scene where everyone is not liking the crudely prepared Krabby Patties.] Incoming! Episode №: 209a. Squidward: SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: [wakes up] Huh? Mr. Krabs knocks against the glass of the door with eyes shaped like fists] Squidward: [sarcastically] Hey, everybody! Jump to: navigation, search. Mr. Krabs: [sadly takes a bite of the patty] Oh, it's delicious. Squidward: [laughs at Mr. Krabs] "SpongeBobs Place" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season ten. Before he enters the kitchen, Gary comes out with a plateful of patties.] Mr. Krabs: Of course not! (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate are Gonna Tell the Kids a Story! Airdate: March 11, 2017 May 20, 2017. Squidward: "SpongeBob's Place?" I really don't have time to count it. SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula, SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman (GBA), SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! Fish who finished Krabby Patty shows a human hand with ketchup and sauce on his fingers. Don't. [mimics SpongeBob's laughter] [Mr. Krabs opens the fridge and sees money in it. Hold on, everybody! Mr. Krabs: [Extinguishes the flame immediately] Whoa! [The guards place them to jail] SpongeBob: But Gary loves me! Please don't go! Squidward: Maybe you should change the name of this place from the Krusty Krab to "SpongeBob's Place!" He starts licking until the other fish grabs his hand by his tongue to lick off those bits. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " SpongeBob's Place " from season ten, which aired on March 11, 2017 . SpongeBob: Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs. (two smell the bad breath and pull down a hook then bit on it. Don't mind me. Then he fixes the patties and throws them to his grill. I dont need it! SpongeBob: I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. [Mr. Krabs accidentally extinguishes Squidward. Carl: You're not the boss of me. You'll have to use a $100 bill. [Squidward turns and sees the customers, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs, who is glaring at him. You should just take me straight to the morgue. [A person coughs through Squidward's phone.] Hey! I don't know why, but it's bad. The other fish is sad. Mr. Krabs: Ha-ha! Squidward: [appearing smug] Some people started calling it the "SpongeBob Patty." French Artist: And go to Heaven! Customer: I'd like to place an order for two. [slaps Squidward with his left eye] Squidward: ♪I hate people! SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? Squidward shows a plate of Nasty Patties, like those of episode "Nasty Patty"] These are being sent back. Who doesn't love work? Mr. Krabs: [turns on the lights] Mr. Squidward! How about another makeover? SpongeBob: Where? SpongeBob: Did somebody call my name? Eee! Woah! Sighs.] I feel like I could die! I'm still that way! Andy Yellowtail: Yeah, well, I have an order for you. SpongeBob: [lifts his pinky. 1 Cast 2 Summary 3 Clues: 4 Answer to Blue's Clues: 5 Transcript: SpongeBob Patrick Sandy Squidward Mr. Krabs Plankton Gary Mermaid Man Barnacle Boy Pearl Karen Mrs. Ah! Paramedic: That should do it, Mr. Krabs. Welcome to Boarding School is the first episode of Boarding School. Mr. Krabby. (Mr. Krabs walks into the kitchen) Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB! I'm done. Sure, this is all just a bad dream, right? Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs grins.] SpongeBob: I swear I'm not doing anything. [Mr. Krabs smashes through the roof to escape outside the Krusty Krab. It looks the same. Mr. Krabs: Huh? [Everyone spits out their Krabby Patties, revealed to look like Nasty Patties.] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "SpongeBob's Place" from season ten, which aired on March 11, 2017. [Notices no one is in his house] Guess I'm used to making Krabby Patties in mass quantities. The episode begins in Encino, California, where we see Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat. Mr. Krabs: What? Mr. Krabs: Like they used to be? (pc video game), SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Revenge, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants?oldid=160405. Squidward: [to Mr. Krabs] Admit it. [The episode begins at another day at the Krusty Krab. (SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. It will appear on Google Drive in the near future. Credits General. Mr. Krabs: [pushes SpongeBob] Well, climb up there! Here's a little something you may remember from the good old days. [Turns his one-seater lying down] And you can be Squidward! Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate is Gonna Tell the Kids the Story! In this NEW SpongeBob SquarePants short, SpongeBob plans to bring the whole world together with a colorful new Krabby Patty. [turns SpongeBob to the sign] Take a gander. SpongeBob: Did you get rid of the ghost? Video Transcript [laughing] - Oh! SpongeBob: Oh, that's more than generous! This could be the register boat! Sighs. [Mr. Krabs enters SpongeBob's kitchen where he finds SpongeBob cooking patties on the stove.] They find the doors open and hear Squidward singing inside.] "Krusty Katering" Carl: [munches on patty] Say, Andy, you gotta try these patties. [Mr. Krabs sulks out of SpongeBob's Place.] SpongeBob: Sorry, I ran out of napkins. [he then thinks] Sandy: [in SpongeBobs head] I like you, SpongeBob. How's a 99% for me and 1% for you? Customers: SpongeBob SquarePants! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mid-Life Crustacean" from season three, which aired on January 24, 2003.. Transcript [Mr. Krabs wakes up in his hammock in his bedroom. What in the ocean? [Suddenly, Mr. Krabs hears some chattering outside the ambulance window.] [SpongeBob struggles even more] Patrick: [in SpongeBobs head] When in doubt, pinky up. He turns on the lights and sees the place a complete mess.] With Tim Hill, Clancy Brown, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass. Mr. Krabs: Oh no, you don't! Oh! Krusty Krab! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Jellyfish Hunter" from season two, which aired on September 28, 2001. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. When Plankton gets kicked out of the house, it's up to SpongeBob to teach him how to win his computer wife back. [jumps onto the table] SpongeBob's Place!